Saturday, February 2, 2013

Omake: Deductions

So I'm currently listening to another episode of my favorite book, HPMoR. The author sometimes has interludes with short parodies of things like the Matrix and Hamlet. I though that might be fun.

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"Your father wanted you to have this."

Ben Kanobi handed the thin silver tube to the boy, the young one.

"Mmm." Luke took the tube, seeming distracted. He absentmindedly pressed the button, and looked only mildly surprised at the solid beam of light emanating from it.

"You said my father was killed by the Dark Lord Vader. Where was he killed?"

"I do not know. Why?"

"Deductions."



Luke turned to Leia.

"Did you ever really know our father?"

"Of course."

"Who was the last person he talked to?"

"Emperor Palpatine. Why?" 

"Deductions."



Luke stared directly at the black mask of the dark one.

"You killed my father."

"I did so much more than that, Luke..."

"What color was his lightsaber?"

"Blue." The shadowed one said instantly.

"As I thought."

"You are foolish. That useless information. Why would you ask it?"

Luke only smiled.

"Deductions, father."