The strangest sentence in the history of the universe

I read a series of books called Artemis Fowl,  involving the personality transformation of a 12-year old criminal mastermind to a less evil 17-year old genius. And there's faeries with laser guns. Definitely read it. But anyway, there are eight books in the series, all of which I have read. I was recently rereading the fifth one and I came across what I believe to be the strangest sentence in the history of the universe:

"It's easy to imagine jumping into an inter-dimensional crater when you're rolling your cocooned classmates into a pit full of dung."

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that seems like a stranger sentence than you normally see in your everyday scifi/fantasy book. And I've seen some other strange ones:

"The etheral figure steppeed forward, his body glowing with an aura of bright green light he said, in deep bass tones: 'Pull my finger.'"

I'm not even going to go into the other ones that I've seen. But that's beside the point. I think emphatically that the first one is more strange. And, I'm interested to see what you have to say. Vote for one of these, or submit your own.

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