If I ran the world (or at least the state)

This is a traditional topic that provides a commentary on the flaws in the way our society is fun while still maintaining a humorous atmosphere, therefore at least partially pardoning me from any repercussions that may be drawn from my possibly incriminating statements forthwith. Actually, it's more just a way for to point and snicker at the California state laws.

First and foremost, I would instead of having multiple taxes I would smash them all together into the "Tax" (always capitalized). This would cut down on the complicatedness and stressfulness just general 'ness' of the tax returns. Plus, it would cut two extra letters off this type of conversation:

Before:

"Have you paid your taxes yet?"

After:

"Have you paid your Taxes yet?"

Second, I would pour millions into scientific research like cancer, room-temperature superconductors, and human-weight-supporting grappling hooks (what? Don't tell me you've never wanted to be Batman). This would probably a.) keep all the researches well-funded and therefore happy, and b.) probably come with some pretty darn awesome results.

Third, I would shorten the average school week to two, hour-and-a-half days (Monday and Thursday), all math of course.

What? I'm still young enough to not like school.  

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